Quotes

Quotes by Devin Hansen:

If we tell our children there’s no such thing as monsters, how can be expect them to believe in fairies?

The behaviors of which we are most critical, we are often guilty of ourselves.

Text, twitter, type. Sometimes the more connected we are, the less connected we become.

Be thoughtful, be frugal, be humble.

The best thing about monogamy is that you use condoms for birth control instead of pest control.

Lust, credit cards, cheesburgers…Instant gratification leads to long term sadness.

Patience is the key to any success, be it life, love, or art.

For some, sobriety is an altered state.

Even atheists like making snow-angels.

What if Lex Luthor really did get to rule the world, why do we assume that would be so terrible? Maybe Superman is hiding something…

If the average American watches four hours of television per day, why the fuck is everyone in such a hurry?

Women are about as predictable as a candle flame.

When a person imagines what Heaven will be like, why does it usually involve an indulgence in Earthly sins?

Perhaps, we should not be saying “God is Love,” but rather, “Love is god.”

Conspiracy theories are the preoccupation of the empty and the ignorant.

When did female pubic hair become a porno fetish?

If tomorrow you had nothing, what would you be satisfied with today?

There are two types of men. Those who drink microbrews. And those who keep a cheap bottle of vodka in their freezer. I prefer the latter.

Women always win.

Little girl, I can’t wait to hear the songs you’ll sing, the colors you’ll choose. What you’ll do with these 26 letters and your losses and love.

When did I contract Liberal Leprosy? This slow shedding of my ideals?

At any moment you choose to think about it, every evil imaginable is happening to someone, somewhere in the world.

That which makes something great, is often the reason for its downfall.

Even after you remove a tree stump, new growth emerges from the roots, reaching for the sunlight through the dirt and the muck.

If a man says he would give the world for a woman, he hasn’t seen enough of it yet.

The most despondent city in the world is probably Phuket, Thailand.

The more you blame the ills of society on the “other” party, the more your own party controls you.

Youtube, mobile cameras, Twitter. Orwell had it wrong. We the People are Big Brother.

- devin hansen